Stage Right in Conroe, Texas will be holding auditions for The Carol Burnett Show on Sunday, February 19 and Monday, February 20, 2012 at 7:30 PM. The Carol Burnett Show features sketches from the television classic as well as variety show production numbers and vocal selections.

Actors:
The casting requirements for The Carol Burnett Show include 4-6 Women and 2-4 Men. No roles have been pre-cast.
Actors will cold-read from classic Burnett sketches and may be asked to complete improv exercises during the audition process. Although it is not mandatory to come to both nights of auditions, those who can attend both evenings are encouraged to do so.

Musical Theatre Performers:
Casting will also be completed for 4 FEMALE musical theatre performers for the production numbers. Those interested in auditioning for these positions are asked to prepare a musical theatre style song-and-dance number. Numbers should be no more than 90 seconds and should be done using “canned” accompaniment music with no lead vocals. (Accompaniment music can be on CD or MP3/ipod touch player.)

Singers:
The director is looking to cast 2-4 Broadway style singers (MALE or FEMALE) for additional vocal selections. Those interested in auditioning for one of these pieces should prepare a song from a Broadway show; accompaniment should be on CD or MP3, with no lead vocals.

Performances run April 20-May 6, 2012. Performances Friday and Saturday evenings and Sunday afternoons.
Rehearsals begin Sunday, February 26. A basic rehearsal schedule will be available at the auditions.

ALL roles are non-paid.

When: Sunday, February 19 and Monday, February 20, 2012
Where: Stage Right Productions, Crighton Theater, 234 N. Main St., Conroe, TX 77301.

For more information, contact the director Sam Martinez at sammar7@hotmail.com or the assistant director Megan Nix at megnix10@gmail.com.

Over 2800 patrons have bought tickets to see story of the boy who schemes to get a Red Ryder BB gun. The cast had a gift exchange on Saturday with Christmas Story memorabilia from Walgreens (unofficial theme). Michael (the bully) decided to make his gifts hard to open by adding duck tape, plastic ties and rocks. Everyone wanted the box with rocks except Peter (Ralphie) who wanted anything but.

The last performance is on Sunday, December 18th with 500 patrons expected to attend. Get your tickets before it's too late!

Tickets continue to sell at a rapid pace. To date we will have an average of 300 patrons per performance with the matinees having the highest attendance.

To promote the show, the cast of 'A Christmas Story' dressed in costume and marched in the Kiwanis Club Parade through downtown Conroe. The leg lamp was instantly recognizable by all in the crowds. The kids in the cast gave out over 1000 candy canes to parade afficionados. Phrases like "you'll shoot your eye out", "a Bumpus hound!", and "it's Miss Shields" were blurted out by the crowd in recognition of the show.

The last performance is on Sunday, December 18th. Get your tickets now!

Over 400 patrons came opening weekend to see 'A Christmas Story'. People know the story and all the gags. Even so, they still come for that feeling from a story that is like an old, familiar friend. They come to laugh and remember a simplier time: their childhood.

I'm halfway around the world and wish I could have been there to join a holiday tradition which includes seeing a show at the Crighton. As I walked and longed for home I ran across a poet who brought a smile to my face.

I will stop to smell the roses.
I will take every day as it comes.
I will celebrate life.
I will make a difference.
I will appreciate the small things.
I will smile-even when it hurts.
I will kick up my heels.
I will explore my own backyard.
I will make time for family.
I will enjoy the journey...

Come and enjoy the journey that is A Christmas Story!

STAGE RIGHT continues its tradition of bring laughter to the season with "A Christmas Story". We know that the holidays can be stressful. It's nice to be able to relax for a short time. Even better if you and your family can have fun together in a safe, clean, and nothing controversial style.

Every culture has a way to "party" or celebrate. The Hawaiians don't really have a proper Hawaiian phrase for "Merry Christmas" and came up with a phonetic translation that rolled more easily off their tongues. The phrase "Mele Kalikimaka" was popularized in the song by Bing Crosby. Perhaps you remember the song and hopefully it brings a smile to you. Sometimes when you say something familar in a different way you are able to find new meaning or appreciation.

I have to work hard every year to make Christmas special. It's too easy to become jaded by the commercialism of the season. Relax. Take a deep breath. Try yoga. Do a random act of kindness. Forgive someone or tell the you're sorry.

I have delayed my Christmas holidays every year since I can remember so that our extended family can spread a little joy to our patrons in Montgomery County. It's hard work and takes some sacrifice. But nothing is more rewarding than sharing a little joy during this Christmas season. Join us at the Crighton for a A Christmas Story!

Even though the Carol Burnett Show is over six months away, planning has already started. Coincidentally, Carol Burnett will be in the area presenting her one woman show "Laughter and Reflection with Carol Burnett" at the Grand in Galveston on the same weekend as our opening weekend. Wouldn't it be wonderful if she could come by and lend support to a show with her name?

It was not to be. However, Carol herself called to wish STAGE RIGHT well and make some skit suggestions. Addiitonally she has suggested that the non-profit spotlight for the Carol Burnett Show benefit one of her favorite charities called The Teddy Bear Cancer Foundation. This nonprofit organization provides financial and emotional support to families of children with cancer who live in Santa Barbara area. STAGE RIGHT will work with The Teddy Bear Cancer Foundation to most efficiently help them and local kids with cancer.

If you have talent or an act that is reminiscent of the 1970's, start practicing now!

STAGE RIGHT is pleased to present the following shows during the 2012-2013 Season. Audition dates are tentative and likely to change to earlier times. Check the website for updated information.

The Miracle Worker

By William Guibson
Auditions: July 15-16, 2012
Performances: Sept. 7-23, 2012

The story of Anne Sullivan's struggle to teach the blind and deaf Helen Keller how to communicate.

My Three Angels

By Samuel Spewack and Bella Spewack Based on La Cuisine Des Anges By Albert Husson
Auditions: Sept. 9-10, 2012
Performances: Nov. 30 -Dec. 16, 2012

Three convicts on work release from Devil’s Island prison, hired to repair the shop roof conspire to assist the family that hired them.

The Drowsy Chaperone

Music and Lyrics by Lisa Lambert and Greg Morrison, Book by Bob Martin & Don McKellar
Auditions: Dec. 2-3, 2012
Performances: Feb. 15- Mar. 3, 2013

A musical within a comedy about the effect musicals have on the fans who adore them.

The Red Velvet Cake War

By Jessie Jones, Nicholas Hope, and Jamie Wooten
Auditions: Feb 17-18, 2013
Performances: Apr. 19-May 5, 2013

The Verdeen family reunion - southern style - as only Jones, Hope, and Wooten can retell.

The Wizard of Oz

By L. Frank Baum
Auditions: April 21-22, 2013
Performances: Jul. 12-28, 2013
Dorothy Gale is swept away to a magical land in a tornado and embarks on a quest to see the Wizard who can help her return home.

STAGE RIGHT of Texas announces auditions for their upcoming production of A CHRISTMAS STORY. Director Jim Bingham is looking for a large cast of all ages.

The cast requirements are for two men (ages 40 and older), two women (ages 35 and older), four boys (ages 9-12), one boy (age 5-7), and two girls (ages 9-12). Other children ages 5-12 and adults will be cast for various non-speaking roles. The planned rehearsals at this time are: Sundays through Thursdays from 7 to 10 p.m. to begin upon completion of casting. Actor call times are staggered with children rehearsing first and released early on school nights. All cast and crew are required to be present for tech week beginning Nov. 27th.

Auditions will be held at the Crighton Theatre rehearsal hall (enter at 117 Simonton) on Oct. 16 & 17 at 7 pm. Callback auditions may be held at the discretion of the director. Auditions will consist of cold readings from the script. Sides can be emailed prior to the audition by request via info@stage-right.org . Contact the director at info@crightontheatre.org for questions about the auditions, the show or to volunteer to help backstage.

Christmas is a time of great expectations, especially through the eyes of a child. For nine-year-old Ralphie Parker that great expectation is a genuine Red Ryder 200 Shot Carbine Action Air Rifle. No self-respecting cowboy would be without one. Unfortunately, his mom, teacher and even the Santa Claus toiling away at Goldblatt's Department Store share the same reaction to his Christmas wish: "You'll shoot your eye out!" Based on the book by humorist Jean Shepherd and adapted for the stage by Philip Grecian the play has all the scenes you’ve come to love in the movie; the flagpole, the bunny suit, and the infamous lamp! A CHRISTMAS STORY will delight the whole family and fill you with the spirit of the season.

Show dates are Dec. 2-18 with Friday & Saturday performances at 8 pm and two Sunday matinees on Dec. 11 & 18 at 2 pm. Performances will be held at the historic Crighton Theatre at 234 N. Main in downtown Conroe.

The second weekend of Mama Won't Fly brought in ~1000 patrons. This puts the World Premiere on track to having the largest audience for a non-musical to date with 2-3 times the normal attendance for a straight show. Not bad at all for show that has had no additional press and competes with several other premieres in the greater Houston area. Large groups from as far away as Beaumont have been coming to see what the "buzz" is all about.

Thanks to Deb Evans who has posted some new pictures of opening night. You can also find the reviews of the World Premiere here.

Get your tickets for Mama Won't Fly before it's too late!

After a year and a half of preparation and planning, it all comes down to opening night. Over 330 people came to meet Jessie Jones, Nicholas Hope, and Jamie Wooten who worked as greeters. They got to the Crighton earlier than most of the cast. This was the biggest opening of a non-musical in terms of effort, patrons, press, and pre-show activities for Stage Right to date. Not bad for a theatre group who just passed the 3 year mark. The buzz in the air was electric. You never know what lines patrons will find funny. We were surprised at the kids in the audience who had a fabulous time. Not a bad birthday present for Carolyn Corsano Wong (artistic director) who always seems to be doing a show on her birthday. Then again, who wouldn't want to spend time with your extended theatre family?

Believe it or not, Saturday's performance was even better. Another 300+ patrons came to see this hilarious premiere. Don't miss the remaining performances of Mama Won't Fly! Pictures of opening night are now in the gallery. Thanks to Nikie Brown of WishNik Photography for the production pictures. We have also posted the draft commemorative poster.